door to door sales

When i say to Door to Door sales you don't think i mean literary do you!

Door to door sales don't you hate that trying to have a romantic evening and you here knock knock knock, and i ignore it and he knocks again , so i go open the door there's a guy with a front door in his arms. "Hi I'm from doors doors doors limited can i interest you in a door" and i say well i appear to already have one. but he carries on asking he's a persist ant little fuck, bear in mind he has been carrying round a door for 6 hours. he was actually carrying a door as if i didn't know what one looked liked, he could have brought a brochure but oh no here's a door in case you weren't exactly shure on the size. When i said no thank you and tried to shut the door he gets his foot in saying come on I'll make you a good deal.

Any way he left his business card and left after trying to sell me a door for the past 35 minutes,
However he came over and over and over again. So i checked the business card for a no. and phoned them up to complain like, and when the phone was answered i said "hello" a young girl cut in who had a stutter and said h-hello d-d-doors d-d-doors l-limited h-how can i h-help.