Recently went round to a friends house for a couple of beer and i said can i use toilet "upstairs second on the right" he says and i went up and into the toilet and from the corner of my eye noticed a stack of six books, have you ever found yourself on the toilet so long you needed to read something like you couldn't wait 5 minutes. Then i thought maybe he is quite forget full because can u imagine going into the toilet without war and peace, if you have such a bad bladder problem that you find you need a book in the toilet i would suggest a bowl transplant rather than pride and prejudice.
When i questioned him about it he said "well i know it's daft but i tend only to read a book of conundrums when I'm on the toilet now i find them allot easy funny that eh?" funny no i think it's a scientific breakthrough your mind power is sharper on the crapper, then i thought hold on if it's that good why haven't they tried this on university challenge. "what was the name of napoleon's wife" "could you excuse me for a sec" 5 minutes later "is it josephenine" "correct 10 points"
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