horoscopes part 2

horoscopes
now someone once argued the point to me that no its about moods
so these things arn't exactly the most accurite thing because how many different emotions are there not enough to be making money by saying today you be inbetween happy and sad

and what has planetariry movements got to do with your emotions because i my self am always over joyed when i here that jupiter is crossing mercuarys alinment. and i never have seen someone crying at the fact that mars and pluto arn't going to align foranother 20 years

Factoids

every day on radio 2 they have a thing called factoids and the presenters find out there own facts and share them with there listeners i thought i share some of my own more intresting ones with you,


The electric chair was made by the dentist,(if more people bothered to go to the dentist we wouldnt have the death penalty)

The shortest war was between zanzibar and england in 1896, it lasted 38 minutes,(france weren't the quickest nation in history to give up)

Banging your head against the wall losses 150 calories an hour,(for a less sternious workout that you probably won't even remember)

Americans on average consume 18 acres of pizza every day,(i know what your thinking and the anwser is no not each)

Febuary 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. (someone needs to get a better hobby)

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. (makes you wonder why there sold on planes)

Competiton

The local sponge are offering £500 pounds to any one who can sing
Bohemian Rhapsody-queen
by themselves without taking a breath. The terms and condtions follow
you cannot pause or take a breath and anyone who dies whilst singing will not be able to collect thier prize if you do complete this task email your recording www.tomuchtimeonyourhands.com

scotland and the world cup

me and sponge are both from scotland and when it comes to the world cup/euro we never seem to have a chance and it has sprung to my attention that every qualifing competion we are in are group seems to follow italy, france, holland, brazil and the pharo islands. now what seems to confuze me is where the hell are the pharo islands and more importantly why can they beat brazil 7-0 and lose 1-0 to scotland.

another reason we seem never to qualify is the dodgy mangers we get i mean berty voakes he was hardly the manger of the year four years running. we finnaly get two good mangers ally mcoist and walter smith and after three games they jump ship to rangers, so were left with bobby quinn who is pushing 90 and has no experince but was once present at a football game in 1926 for ten minutes