Sunday 31 August 2008

The Local Sponge August

This is our second "newspaper". Enjoy!

It has been recently proved that 5% of men admit to masturbate, (the other 95% are lying)

We did a survey which asked a hundred Star Trek fans what it was like to not have a girlfriend, this is what we got; a few responses were "whats a girl Friend, whats a girl and ewwwwwwwww.

Factoids

Sponge - Cockroaches can livefor 9 days after there head has been cut off.
Sponge - Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.
Sponge - Tourists in Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is an insult
Sponge - A sneeze travel out your moth at around 100 mph.
Sponge - The Goldfish has the memory span of about 3 seconds.




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