saying of the year awards

of all the award cerimones there are i think it's time to introduce the saying of the year awards.

catagories such as; most lame saying,
saying that makes no sense,

most pathetic,
the kind the hero would say at the end of every cheesy action film


and then a public vote of the saying everybody hates the most, the nominees would include sayings such as;

evry dog has its day (whats the fucks up with that! 90% of all dogs just shit on the streets every day!),

a watched pot never boils, (If that happens to you then i suggest you report to to your nearest specsavers, 2for1!! you blind old goat!)

cheaters never prosper, (yeah but always win and you don't go to a race to try to improve do you)


SPONGE AND RUBBER DUCK